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S.H.I.T.

March 26, 2008 10:56 by asiemer

Ever wonder where the word "shit" comes from? Well here it is:

Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was back then) by ship. In dry form it weighs a lot less, but once water (at sea) hit it. It not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas.

As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen; methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern. BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered what was happening.

After that, the bundles of manure where always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to "Ship High In Transit." In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.


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Feb 24, 2008 - From Marina Del Ray to Long Beach and back - weather be damned!

February 23, 2008 17:59 by asiemer

We were planning on puttering out to Catalina.  However, earlier in the week the weather was pretty ugly.  We figured that we would follow the weather and see if things got better.  They sort of did actually!  We looked at the weather the evening before our launch to determine if we would be going out at all, following the shore line, or sailing out to Catalina.  All the weather reports said that the morning would look great but that a storm was to roll in as the day went on.  With chances of full on rain come afternoon.

This made us think that perhaps a trip to Catalina was out of the question but a trip down the coast would be ok.  So that was the plan!

We packed up the boat, did our shopping, did some more shopping and finally went to bed (around 3am!).  We then got up at 5am, finished packing the boat.  Roused the kids (Drake, Trinity, Logan, Mathias, and McKayla).  Once everyone was ready to go we made our way to Costco for slightly cheaper gas to fill the Siemer Steamer and the Fisharoo.  We then doubled back to pick up some odds and ends for breakfast as well as the ice for the day. 

Finally we were totally ready to go at 6:15.  We started our journey towards Marina Del Ray (from Lancaster) and were pleasantly surprised that there was absolutely NO traffic!  Yeah!  Also, we had no problems towing the trailer!  Last time we had a tire blow out that resulted in a roadside stop and replacing all the rubber on the trailer.  We made it to Marina Del Ray problem free by 8am.

Of course things couldn't have possibly been 100% glitch free - though this was close.  The guy that was collecting the fee for launching the boat only had $22 - in 1 dollar bills.  We only had $20 bills.  Egad.  This ended up with Jess hiking across the launch parking lot across to Ralph's to make some change.  No worries otherwise.

The Launch

The weather so far looked absolutely wonderful.  We settled up with "Toll Booth Willy" and backed the boat down the ramp.  We got the boat in the water around 8:30 or so.  It started (it is a 1965 boat...so this is a major point don't ya know!).  All was well.

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I started calling the other two parties that were joining us for the day to see how far away they were.  This day must have been destined to be a success as they were both very close.  I packed all the monsters, my wife, and the dog (Taylor) in the boat and we waited.  Just as I was finishing stowing the rubber boat Derek and his girl friend Anastasia walked up.  Shortly there after Frank and his wife Claudia strolled up.

We all packed in, tossed the kids on the cabin's roof, passed out some doughnuts, and got ready to go.  We started to putter through the Marina Del Ray harbor and out to sea.  If you have not been in this harbor it is really quite pretty!

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Seals

Once out of the harbor we were on our way.  It was still quite beautiful outside.  After cruising down the coastline for a while we came across some seals basking in the sun.  These guys lay out on just about any flat (or almost flat) surface (look in the back ground at the seals laying on the anchoring barrels).

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Having Fun

It seemed like we were all having quite a bit of fun bumping along in the very calm ocean.

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Anastasia with her followers.  All the kids really liked hanging out with her.

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My 2nd mate feeling the breeze in his hair.

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Derek Jackson taking in the view.

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Kayla vs. Wind - the wind won!

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Trinity and her new crocs.

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The boys being boys.

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Drake had the best view of us all from the cabin roof.

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Frank taking pictures of the kelp beds.

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Claudia was checking out the kelp too.

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Trinity smiling for her papa!

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And we can't forget about Taylor!  She has really become quite the boat dog.  Especially when the gulls hover over us.

Kelp Beds

Among all the boats and wild life that we came across we also found ourselves in the middle of a huge kelp bed off the cliffs of Palos Verdes.

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All the kelp was very pretty to look at.

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But it was quite a pain in the rear to get out of!  It clogged the prop a couple of times and caused us not to be able to move very far very fast.  I had to clean the prop a couple of times to get us going again.  No worries!

Long Beach

After a couple hours of site seeing we finally made it to Long Beach Harbor.  This is quite the place if you have not been there before.  There are many large freight boats that come and go out of here.  Lots of sail boat traffic too.  There is quite a lot to look at!

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The Good Year blimp was out and about too!

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Entering the break.

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A random sail boat.

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More of the ship yards.

Lunch Time

Long Beach was going to be the middle of our trip on the way down to Huntington Beach.  However we did so much site seeing along the way that it took us a full tank of gas to get from Marina Del Ray to Long Beach.  I know this because we ran out just as we entered the Long Beach harbor.  No worries...tank number two to the rescue. 

This changed our thinking though on continuing the trip down to Huntington Harbor!

So we puttered into the Long Beach harbor to look for a filling station.  We found one.  We had no idea how much gas would cost in this ultra expensive community.  I could barely see the sign for the gas station let alone the prices of gas.  Derek and I were joking back and forth regarding the price of gas.  Then he looked at me all serious and said it was $9.45 per gallon!  I asked "are you shitting me?".  Yes - he was.  We all had a good laugh over that one.

Once we filled up the gas tanks we turned around and headed back out of the harbor towards the Harbor Master.  Once we located the Harbor Master we pulled up to the dock and tied off.  Everyone got out to stretch their legs a bit (and take a bio break!). 

The plan was that we would find somewhere to stop in the harbor to make lunch - but we figured that this stop would be just as good as anywhere else.  I have stopped at other docks previously and we were shooed away as we were not worthy of parking our lowly white trash boat next to everyone else's yacht!  So we busted out the barbecue, hot dogs, hamburgers, condiments, chips, dips, etc.  We started grilling up some first class red neck food and  what do you know...the Long Beach Harbor Fire Department pulls up next to us at the dock.  We thought for sure that they would tell us to go away.

Nope...that was not the case.  They chatted with us a bit.  Then they started to tell us about the weather that was coming in.  How they were expecting some large swells.  And how they expected rain any minute!

GREAT!

So we continued cooking but cast off to head out of the harbor and be on our way home.  Sure enough...it started to rain.

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Our trip home

Man oh man.  The first half of our trip was a bright, sunny, warm, and pleasant "3 hour tour".  The second half of our trip was a cold, wet, bumpy, gray, 2 hours.  Once we got everything stowed away and tied down, everyone hunkered down for the trip home.

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To put the weather difference in perspective look at these pictures:

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The trip home though was quite a bit faster then the trip out.

BackRoute

We tried to avoid the kelp beds and stuck to just going from major point to point.  The red line was our path to Long Beach.  The yellow was our flight home.

Back at Marina Del Ray

We finally made it back to Marina Del Ray.  I think everyone was happy for the day to be over.  The trip home was a bumpy and wet ride!  It was nice to see some color after all that doom and gloom though.

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Of course once we got into the harbor the rain sort of stopped long enough for us to get the boat on the trailer.  Then we all parted ways and headed home.

Headed home

Once on our way home all of my kids crashed.  It was a long day.  It didn't take to much longer for that sleep bug to hit me though.  I found that I kept falling asleep.  Not good with all that boat behind you.  Jess took over driving.  This immediately woke me up!  Jess had never driven our big van with the big boat tied to it.  Every bump or loud noise woke me right up...Wahh blahh...uhhh...zzzzzzzzzz.   We made it home in one piece though.

What a great day.


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New seat for the boat!

February 16, 2008 20:05 by asiemer

I am planning a boat trip for next weekend from to either go to Catalina or down the coastline.  Either way, the boat doesn't currently have enough room for all the people that are planning on going.  So...it is time to add some creature comfort to the boat...as it has none currently!  I am sorry that there is not more coverage regarding the construction of this bench - this post was sort of an after-thought.  This shows what we had and what we now have.

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What Shall We Do With a Drunken Sailor?

December 8, 2007 16:38 by asiemer

What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning.

Chorus:
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Put him in the long boat 'til he's sober
Put him in the long boat 'til he's sober
Put him in the long boat 'til he's sober
Early in the morning.

Chorus:
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Pull out the bung and wet him all over
Pull out the bung and wet him all over
Pull out the bung and wet him all over
Early in the morning.

Chorus:
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Put him in the scuppers with the deck pump on him
Put him in the scuppers with the deck pump on him
Put him in the scuppers with the deck pump on him
Early in the morning.

Chorus:
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Heave him by the leg in a runnin' bowlin'
Heave him by the leg in a runnin' bowlin'
Heave him by the leg in a runnin' bowlin'
Early in the morning.

Chorus:
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Tie him to the taffrail when she's yard-arm under
Tie him to the taffrail when she's yard-arm under
Tie him to the taffrail when she's yard-arm under
Early in the morning.

Chorus:
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
Early in the morning.

Chorus:
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning.

Chorus:
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts some flippers
Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts some flippers
Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts some flippers
Early in the morning.

Chorus:
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Put 'im in bed with the Captain's daughter
Put 'im in bed with the Captain's daughter
Put 'im in bed with the Captain's daughter
Early in the morning.

Chorus:
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

Alternate Version:

What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
Earl-aye in the morning?

Alternate Chorus:

Way hay and up she rises
Patent blocks o' diff'rent sizes
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-aye in the morning

Alternate verses
(repeat 3 times):

  1. Sling him in the long boat till he's sober
  2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
  3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over
  4. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im.
  5. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline.
  6. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.
  7. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
  8. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.
  9. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
  10. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down
  11. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under
  12. Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.
  13. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers.
  14. Put him in the guard room till he's sober.
  15. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter (captain's daughter is a reference to a whip).
  16. Take the Baby and call it Bo'sun.
  17. Turn him over and drive him windward.
  18. Put him in the scuffs until the horse bites on him.
  19. Heave him by the leg and with a rung console him.
  20. That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor.

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Yo Ho Ho (and a Bottle of Rum)

December 8, 2007 16:19 by asiemer

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

More was seen through a sternlight screen...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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Pirates of the Caribbean (Theme Park Song)

December 8, 2007 15:50 by asiemer

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho


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Yo Ho (A pirate's life for me)

December 6, 2007 01:48 by asiemer
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

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